Only in the midwest, where "excuse me" just won't do, it is customary to make the strange sound "Ope!" followed by a softly muttered "lemme just sneak past ya..." and then sucking in your gut while squeezing past the completely oblivious person in your way. And don't forget, if they notice you halfway through this process immediately say you're sorry, even though it's not your fault.
>Scratch, Water, and Sun resistant
>5 year lifespan